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Lyrics:

Chapter 1

It's early in the morning.

I'm just waking up.

I got a rumble in my belly.

I am R. Kelly.

A voice calls out hey baby.

My woman comes in the scene.

I think oh damn girl I wish you were 13.

She says here's your eggs and bacon for your morning waking.

She says I love you baby, last night I wasn't faking.

I say here listen up I gots to keep it real.

This food sure looks the good but b*tch I want my cereal.

So I put on my clothes; I can't believe these hoes.

In to the kitchen I go, b*tch I need my cheerios.

I'm so damn mad that I can hardly sing.

I say what she say what I say what she say I didn't say anything.

I say you just wait here I will get it my own damn self.

The box is right where I left it it's on the middle shelf.

She asks what about your cinnamon bun.

That's when I pulled out my gun.

Something's going on in here, I'm going to get to the bottom of this one.

So I go to the cupboard.

She says don't go to the cupboard.

I say why what's in the cupboard.

Who said anything about the cupboard?

Your're standing right in front of the cupboard.

Oh is this the cupboard?

Girl you know that's the cupboard.

So that's when I opened the cupboard and my box was empty (echo).

Chapter 2

Well here I am at the grocery store.

Got my cheerios and some milk to pour.

I usually get a 2% but now I'm gonna try soy.

I need my proteins I am a growing boy.

Old woman in front got all these coupons.

I said b*tch do you really need 5 cents off that grey coupon.

The cashier says hey aren't you ....

I say yes keep it down....

He says I've seen hammer.

I say I'll bust you in your fu**ing mouth.

He says just chill out man.

Theres no price in my hand.

I got to do a price check man.

I know Mr Hammer you'll understand.

I say the 2 for 1 what's wrong with this place.

Should we handle this the Christian way;

I'll shoot you in your fu**ing face.

Then he looked at me and screamed security.

I say oh brother please.

Cereal is all I need.

See I went to my cupboard.

He said don't start with the cupboard.

I say you should've seen my cupboard.

He says I don't have time for all that I'm a grocery store clerk not a therapist.

So I called up my lady.

Said I'm coming home Baby.

She said do you miss me?

Then I heard the rice crispys (echo).

Chapter 3

So I'm driving home.

I just can't understand,she didn't buy my cheerios she bought her own brand.

I'm about to go O Jay.

Ya'll know what I mean.

I'll race home in a prop car in front of a green screen.

I bust in the house, she says I know what you're thinking.

That's not crackle pop you heard it was just pop rocks and coke I'm drinking.

Coke.

That's all I could say was hoe.

Then tell me oh then.

What the fu** was this rice crispy crunch doing in this bowl.

I said that's it, I'm gonna end this video.

And then the door bust down and it was the hobo.

I say hey officer what's the problem with you people.

He sayed threes times today I pulled my gun out on innocent people.

And then I made a dash for the cupboard.

Tried to hide in the cupboard.

They grabbed me off the cupboard.

I said look you can't take me away because I still have six more videos to make to complete my urban opera.

So here we are now.

At the end of the story.

Am I going to jail?

This time its not for statutory...tory (echo).

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